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100% JESUS HOLSTER: NO.
1 HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE - MORE COMFORT, SAFE & EASY SEATED DRAW
LIGHT, STEALTHY, & BUILT FOR EVERYDAY HEROES
Discover the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster, the ultimate solution for concealed carry that promises unmatched comfort and versatility.
*New FREE ADDED MAG HOLDER for increased carrying comfort.
💖 Eliminates Discomfort and Irritation: Utilizes skin-friendly materials to prevent rubbing and irritation for all-day comfort.
🔧 Perfect Fit with No Slippage: Adjustable design ensures a secure, snug fit for all ankle sizes, eliminating slippage during activities.
⚡ Easy and Quick Access: Swift weapon draw capability in urgent situations, effective whether you're standing or seated.
🕵️♂️ Superior Concealment: Slim and discreet, effectively hidden under any clothing type for unmatched concealment.
🌬️ Sweat and Moisture Resistant: Crafted from moisture-wicking materials to keep both skin and firearm dry, enhancing comfort and protection.
🔫 Accommodates Various Firearm Sizes: A versatile design that securely fits a broad range of firearm sizes, offering expansive carry options.
"After reading the reviews it was a no brainier to order this holster. A small way to give back to one of our combat veterans after they have given so much for us. After receiving the and getting it adjusted to fit me I am amazed. Great fit awesome comfort and a great price. Every thing from my EC9 all the up my full size 1911 fit really well in this holster. Completely happy and would recommend this product highly. Plus a free upgrade to priority shipping and a hand written thank you letter from the owner is a awesome touch. Thank you Jake for your service and a great product."
We ship worldwide, however, American customers will always be priorized, both regarding shipping time, handling, customer service or anything customer-related. AMERICAN FIRST
Shipping is free worldwide.
United States: Shipping takes 5-12 business days (usually much less).
Non-US countries: 8-14 business days
All orders are shipped with a tracking number.
All orders are shipped with a tracking number.
Freeshipping is available for 1+more-than-1-product orders.
When your package arrives, you have 120 days to try the Baldman holster. If you aren't happy with your health improvement, or if you are unsatisfied in any way at all, simply contact our customer support team at support@dinosaurized.com for a 100% refund.
One of our dedicated agents will handle your return - no questions asked.
That's how confident we are that our product is the best.
THE LAST HOLSTER YOU'LL EVER BUY! WE GUARANTEE IT.
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100% JESUS HOLSTER: NO.
1 HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE - MORE COMFORT, SAFE & EASY SEATED DRAW
LIGHT, STEALTHY, & BUILT FOR EVERYDAY HEROES
Discover the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster, the ultimate solution for concealed carry that promises unmatched comfort and versatility.
*New FREE ADDED MAG HOLDER for increased carrying comfort.
💖 Eliminates Discomfort and Irritation: Utilizes skin-friendly materials to prevent rubbing and irritation for all-day comfort.
🔧 Perfect Fit with No Slippage: Adjustable design ensures a secure, snug fit for all ankle sizes, eliminating slippage during activities.
⚡ Easy and Quick Access: Swift weapon draw capability in urgent situations, effective whether you're standing or seated.
🕵️♂️ Superior Concealment: Slim and discreet, effectively hidden under any clothing type for unmatched concealment.
🌬️ Sweat and Moisture Resistant: Crafted from moisture-wicking materials to keep both skin and firearm dry, enhancing comfort and protection.
🔫 Accommodates Various Firearm Sizes: A versatile design that securely fits a broad range of firearm sizes, offering expansive carry options.
"After reading the reviews it was a no brainier to order this holster. A small way to give back to one of our combat veterans after they have given so much for us. After receiving the and getting it adjusted to fit me I am amazed. Great fit awesome comfort and a great price. Every thing from my EC9 all the up my full size 1911 fit really well in this holster. Completely happy and would recommend this product highly. Plus a free upgrade to priority shipping and a hand written thank you letter from the owner is a awesome touch. Thank you Jake for your service and a great product."
We ship worldwide, however, American customers will always be priorized, both regarding shipping time, handling, customer service or anything customer-related. AMERICAN FIRST
Shipping is free worldwide.
United States: Shipping takes 5-12 business days (usually much less).
Non-US countries: 8-14 business days
All orders are shipped with a tracking number.
All orders are shipped with a tracking number.
Freeshipping is available for 1+more-than-1-product orders.
When your package arrives, you have 120 days to try the Baldman holster. If you aren't happy with your health improvement, or if you are unsatisfied in any way at all, simply contact our customer support team at support@dinosaurized.com for a 100% refund.
One of our dedicated agents will handle your return - no questions asked.
That's how confident we are that our product is the best.
THE LAST HOLSTER YOU'LL EVER BUY! WE GUARANTEE IT.
AS SEEN IN:
Rated 4.8/5 By 18,736+ Happy Customers
WHY 100% JESUS ANKLE HOLSTER IS PERFECT FOR REAL-LIFE "RED ALERT" SITUATIONS?
When something bad (or very bad) happens, like during a street shootout or a home break-in, we wouldn't stand tall and shoot like in the range. We usually would hide behind an obstacle, a car, a tree or a balcony in a kneeling position to cover our body before doing something in return. At this time, a 100% Jesus ankle holster is the perfect choice for you.
First, it provides you a sticky, stay-in-place spot where you can draw your firearm from, even when you run, crawl or jump.
Second, if your main firearm is out of ammo, or when your comrade didn't have any, 100%Jesus can be used as a back-up plan for both situations.
Third, it's hard to draw your firearm from your belt holster when you kneel, or when you're on the ground (like if you're knocked down by a home intruder), but it's much easier and more natural to draw it from your ankle holster.
Last but not least, not like many other ankle holsters on the market, 100% Jesus holster can be worn all day without any feeling of itching or irritating.
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PERFECT FOR SUMMER: STAY COOL AND COMFORTABLE
Summer brings its own set of challenges for concealed carry holders - the heat, humidity, and lighter clothing can make it difficult to comfortably carry and effectively conceal a firearm. The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers a solution to these issues.
Firstly, the Baldman Shoulder Holster is made from breathable, lightweight material that won't contribute to excess heat or sweating. It's designed to stay comfortable even during the hottest days, letting your skin breathe while maintaining a secure hold on your firearm.
Secondly, summer clothing tends to be lighter and less concealing, which can make it hard to carry without printing. The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers superior concealment, even under a light summer jacket or open shirt. By positioning the firearm under the arm, it remains hidden and ready for access when you need it.
Lastly, summer activities often involve a lot of movement - from outdoor adventures to backyard barbecues. The Baldman Shoulder Holster stays secure and doesn't restrict your mobility, making it a practical choice for an active summer lifestyle.
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Why the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster Stands Out from the Crowd
Let's face it, most ankle holsters are about as comfy as wearing socks two sizes too small. Constantly readjusting, digging into your leg, and who even wants to deal with printing? The 100% Jesus Ankle Holster throws all that out the window.
Here's why it's different:
- Stays Put Like a Champ: Forget the fidget factor. 100% Jesus has an above-calf strap that's a game-changer. No more sliding down, it works great with both regular clothes and boots. Plus, the thumb-break strap keeps your firearm secure and ready for action.
- Comfy for Everyone: Say goodbye to one-size-fits-nobody holsters! 100% Jesus is fully adjustable, so whether you have calves of steel or tree trunks for legs, you'll find a perfect, comfortable fit.
- Concealment on the Move: Running, jumping, you name it – 100% Jesus Ankle Holster stays hidden. No more unwanted glances or printing ruining your day.
- Draw From Your Desk Chair: Unlike waistband holsters that become a pain when you're sitting, 100% Jesus lets you draw quickly and naturally from a seated position. Perfect for drivers, office workers, or anyone who needs to be ready while staying comfortable.
- Double Duty Done Right: This holster isn't just about your main squeeze (your firearm, that is). It's got a built-in magazine pouch, so you have a backup plan without needing a separate carrier.
- Your Way, Every Day: Whether you prefer ankle placement or tucked inside your boot, 100% Jesus Ankle Holster conforms to your carrying style.
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HAVING LARGE CALF SIZES? NO MORE WORRIES
Having large calves is a common thing among American people, we eat more and train more than people in the other parts of the world. Many holsters company ignore this and only make small and medium size holsters. Dinosaurized, otherwise, was founded by fat people, and makes holsters for fat people. With 100% Jesus, you can easily adjust your holster size no matter how big your calves are:
- Extra Straps: Folks with fat legs sometimes have troubles finding perfect ankle holsters on the market that fit their calves. With Dinosaurized's 100% Jesus ankle holster, this is no longer an issue. 100% Jesus holster has 2 straps that can helps extend the holster to any calf sizes, they can also help keep the holster stay well put even when you run jump or crawl.
Extra mag holster: As a back up holster, 100% Jesus not only provides you an extra spot to place your firearm, but also another place where you can conceal your spare magazine. This added feature can be really helpful when you're out of ammo or when your friend/ comrade needs one.
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COMMON QUESTION: CAN IT BE CONCEALED?
The answer is yes! 100% Jesus ankle holster can easily be concealed with zero printing, even when you move quickly. Other holsters with bad material and no strap can make it looks "concealable" when you stand, but when you run, or jump the holster will start to swing.
100% Jesus ankle holster has 2 straps that help your firearm stay in place. they're can also be used as extention straps that can extend itself in case you have large calves.
Quick draw: Feel free to laugh at me if I said an ankle holster is "easy-to-draw", but yes it is, in my humble opinion. As I mentioned, in real life situations if you heard some gun shots, especially from behind, even if you're well-armed, the first thing you'd have to do is to find somewhere to hide, lower your stance, or even lie down to at least know where the gunshot came from. And when you do that, it's much easier to draw your firearm from your ankle holster. It also looks much more natural to draw from it when you're seated in a car or in a restaurant.
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Perfect for Quick Draws While Seated
The 100% Jesus Ankle Holster is a game-changer for anyone who needs easy access to their firearm while sitting. Whether you're driving, working at a desk, or eating out, this holster keeps your gun secure and ready to draw without any fuss.
What makes it so great? For starters, it stays snug on your ankle, so you don't have to worry about it moving around or being hard to reach. Plus, drawing your weapon is straightforward and quick, unlike with waistband holsters that can be tricky to get to when you're seated.
In short, this holster is all about keeping you prepared, comfortably and discreetly, no matter where you are or what you're doing. If being able to draw your firearm fast while sitting down matters to you, the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster is the way to go.
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SAFETY FIRST: VERTICAL CARRY WITH BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER
If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.
Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.
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100% Jesus Multiple health benefits: Stay Organized, Accessible, and Ready for Anything
when it comes to efficiently packing the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster for your daily routine or travel needs, here are some tips to ensure everything stays organized and accessible:
- Compact & Secure: Start by adjusting the holster to its smallest configuration, ensuring that the extra straps are neatly tucked in. This not only saves space but also prevents any entanglement with other items in your bag.
- Protection & Accessibility: Place your holster in a dedicated compartment or pouch within your bag. If you're carrying a backup magazine, ensure it's securely positioned in the holster's extra mag slot. This keeps your gear protected and ensures you can easily access it without rummaging through your belongings.
- Quick Draw Prep: For those moments when accessibility is crucial, consider packing the holster near the top of your bag or in an outer pocket. This strategic placement allows for a swift and discreet retrieval of your holster and firearm, should the need arise.
- Moisture Control: If traveling to a humid destination or expecting to be active, slip a small packet of silica gel near the holster. This helps prevent moisture buildup, protecting both the holster and your firearm from potential damage.
- Regular Check-ins: Especially for long trips, periodically check your holster for any adjustments that might be needed, ensuring it remains secure and comfortable. This is also a good time to inspect for wear and tear, ensuring your holster remains in top condition.
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DID YOUR HOLSTER WRECK YOUR BACK? IT MIGHT HAVE.
Many gun owners are in the dark about this, but a poorly designed holster can be a literal pain in the back. Especially if you're carrying daily, and it's an even bigger issue for folks with a bit more belly or for those always on the road.
Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike those annoying hip holsters that jam under the belly and cause an uncomfortable sweat fest, or the paddle holsters that don't really play nice with a fuller figure, Baldman has been designed keeping all body types in mind.
Weight Redistribution: It’s not all lumped in one spot. The holster evenly spreads the weight across your body, which means less strain on any particular part. Your back gets a breather, and so do you.
Ideal for Sitting: Ever tried a seated draw with a hip holster? If you've got a bit more around the middle, that's an exercise in frustration. But with Baldman, it's smooth sailing. Whether you're at a desk or behind the wheel, your firearm is accessible without a hitch.
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SMALL TIPS: BEST PLACE TO WEAR YOUR ANKLE HOLSTER
You can place it down low on the inside of your non-dominant ankle (For instance: If you're right handed, wear the holster on the inside of your left ankle). But when you sit down, it's likely to be exposed as your pants come up. There's a way to cover that and that's by wearing an extra sock and actually wearing it over the ankle holster. Or you can wear a higher shoes or boots, and wear the ankle holster on top of the shoes (boots).
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"SMOOTH RIDES & SEAMLESS DRAWS!" - Adam Forgaty, US VETERAN, FATHER OF 3, PATRIOT ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"After returning home from Iraq, I've learned the value of having dependable gear. The 100% Jesus Ankle Holster truly stands out for its thoughtful design and exceptional comfort. Its ambidextrous setup caters to everyone, and the extra straps for larger calves show an impressive commitment to inclusivity. The additional mag holster is a practical touch, ensuring I’m always prepared. Made from durable 600D nylon and designed to stay put, it’s comfortable for all-day wear and fits all gun sizes. Drawing from it, especially in critical situations, feels natural and quick. This isn't just a holster; it's a well-thought-out piece of equipment that has earned its place in my daily routine. Highly recommended for anyone looking for reliability and comfort in their concealed carry gear. "
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"SMOOTH RIDES & SEAMLESS DRAWS!" - MIKE, UBER DRIVER ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Driving for hours on end and ensuring my passengers' safety means I need a holster that's both discreet and accessible. Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It's like it was tailor-made for drivers!
Seatbelts and waist holsters? Not a great mix. The Baldman holster sits comfortably under my arm, making draws seamless, even when strapped in. No more awkward adjustments or discomfort from a holster digging into my side while driving.
The weight distribution is phenomenal, especially during those long 10-hour shifts. It feels balanced, without causing any shoulder or back strain.
But here's the kicker: I've had passengers compliment my jacket or shirt, utterly oblivious to the fact that I'm carrying. That's how concealed the Baldman holster is.
For fellow rideshare drivers who prioritize safety without sacrificing comfort, I can't recommend the Baldman Shoulder Holster enough."
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""PREGNANCY & PROTECTION, PERFECTLY PAIRED!" - JENNA, EXPECTANT SINGLE MOM ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"When you're pregnant, comfort is paramount and, let's face it, a lot becomes uncomfortable. Add to the mix the challenge of concealed carry, and it felt near impossible for me. I mean, waist holsters and baby bumps? Forget about it. Then came the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It was a game changer.
First off, the weight distribution is spot on. With all the extra weight I'm already carrying up front, the last thing I needed was an uneven load tugging at my back. The Baldman holster evenly distributes the weight, giving my strained back some well-deserved relief.
Comfort? Absolute 10/10. Unlike other holsters I tried that would poke and prod at my ever-growing belly, Baldman sits perfectly without even coming close to 'stabbing' me. Safety for my unborn child is my top priority, and I felt that this holster had both our best interests in mind.
On the practicality front, I can wear it all day, especially when I'm out and about. Whether I'm grocery shopping, attending prenatal classes, or just taking a walk, I feel secure and comfortable. Plus, with so many things on my mind, it’s reassuring to know my firearm is within easy reach, without compromising my little one’s safety.
For all the expecting moms out there who refuse to compromise on safety and comfort, the Baldman Shoulder Holster gets a hearty recommendation from this single mama-to-be."
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""UNBELIEVABLE HOLSTER!" - JENNA, , TEACHER, MOTHER OF 3⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"As a teacher who believes in the importance of personal safety, discovering the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster has been a game-changer. Its thoughtful design, catering to both left and right-handed users, makes it an adaptable piece of safety equipment. What truly sets it apart is its inclusivity with extra straps for those of us with larger calves, ensuring a comfortable and secure fit.
The addition of an extra magazine holster is a thoughtful detail, enhancing peace of mind by keeping an additional safety measure within reach. Crafted from high-quality 600D nylon, this holster stays in place all day, eliminating any discomfort or need for adjustment, which is crucial for someone who is always on the move.
The ability to fit any gun size is a major plus, offering flexibility and ensuring that this holster can accommodate a range of personal preferences. In moments where every second counts, being able to draw quickly and effortlessly from this ankle holster is reassuring.
To fellow educators and anyone who prioritizes safety and comfort in their concealed carry solution, I wholeheartedly recommend the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster. It blends seamlessly into daily life, providing a sense of security without compromising on comfort."
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""PREGNANCY & PROTECTION, PERFECTLY PAIRED!" - JENNA, EXPECTANT SINGLE MOM ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"When you're pregnant, comfort is paramount and, let's face it, a lot becomes uncomfortable. Add to the mix the challenge of concealed carry, and it felt near impossible for me. I mean, waist holsters and baby bumps? Forget about it. Then came the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It was a game changer.
First off, the weight distribution is spot on. With all the extra weight I'm already carrying up front, the last thing I needed was an uneven load tugging at my back. The Baldman holster evenly distributes the weight, giving my strained back some well-deserved relief.
Comfort? Absolute 10/10. Unlike other holsters I tried that would poke and prod at my ever-growing belly, Baldman sits perfectly without even coming close to 'stabbing' me. Safety for my unborn child is my top priority, and I felt that this holster had both our best interests in mind.
On the practicality front, I can wear it all day, especially when I'm out and about. Whether I'm grocery shopping, attending prenatal classes, or just taking a walk, I feel secure and comfortable. Plus, with so many things on my mind, it’s reassuring to know my firearm is within easy reach, without compromising my little one’s safety.
For all the expecting moms out there who refuse to compromise on safety and comfort, the Baldman Shoulder Holster gets a hearty recommendation from this single mama-to-be."
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Rated 4.8/5 By 18,736+ Happy Customers
WHY 100% JESUS ANKLE HOLSTER IS PERFECT FOR REAL-LIFE "RED ALERT" SITUATIONS?
When something bad (or very bad) happens, like during a street shootout or a home break-in, we wouldn't stand tall and shoot like in the range. We usually would hide behind an obstacle, a car, a tree or a balcony in a kneeling position to cover our body before doing something in return. At this time, a 100% Jesus ankle holster is the perfect choice for you.
First, it provides you a sticky, stay-in-place spot where you can draw your firearm from, even when you run, crawl or jump.
Second, if your main firearm is out of ammo, or when your comrade didn't have any, 100%Jesus can be used as a back-up plan for both situations.
Third, it's hard to draw your firearm from your belt holster when you kneel, or when you're on the ground (like if you're knocked down by a home intruder), but it's much easier and more natural to draw it from your ankle holster.
Last but not least, not like many other ankle holsters on the market, 100% Jesus holster can be worn all day without any feeling of itching or irritating.
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Why the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster Stands Out from the Crowd
Let's face it, most ankle holsters are about as comfy as wearing socks two sizes too small. Constantly readjusting, digging into your leg, and who even wants to deal with printing? The 100% Jesus Ankle Holster throws all that out the window.
Here's why it's different:
- Stays Put Like a Champ: Forget the fidget factor. 100% Jesus has an above-calf strap that's a game-changer. No more sliding down, it works great with both regular clothes and boots. Plus, the thumb-break strap keeps your firearm secure and ready for action.
- Comfy for Everyone: Say goodbye to one-size-fits-nobody holsters! 100% Jesus is fully adjustable, so whether you have calves of steel or tree trunks for legs, you'll find a perfect, comfortable fit.
- Concealment on the Move: Running, jumping, you name it – 100% Jesus Ankle Holster stays hidden. No more unwanted glances or printing ruining your day.
- Draw From Your Desk Chair: Unlike waistband holsters that become a pain when you're sitting, 100% Jesus lets you draw quickly and naturally from a seated position. Perfect for drivers, office workers, or anyone who needs to be ready while staying comfortable.
- Double Duty Done Right: This holster isn't just about your main squeeze (your firearm, that is). It's got a built-in magazine pouch, so you have a backup plan without needing a separate carrier.
- Your Way, Every Day: Whether you prefer ankle placement or tucked inside your boot, 100% Jesus Ankle Holster conforms to your carrying style.
Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee
HAVING LARGE CALF SIZES? NO MORE WORRIES
Having large calves is a common thing among American people, we eat more and train more than people in the other parts of the world. Many holsters company ignore this and only make small and medium size holsters. Dinosaurized, otherwise, was founded by fat people, and makes holsters for fat people. With 100% Jesus, you can easily adjust your holster size no matter how big your calves are:
- Extra Straps: Folks with fat legs sometimes have troubles finding perfect ankle holsters on the market that fit their calves. With Dinosaurized's 100% Jesus ankle holster, this is no longer an issue. 100% Jesus holster has 2 straps that can helps extend the holster to any calf sizes, they can also help keep the holster stay well put even when you run jump or crawl.
Extra mag holster: As a back up holster, 100% Jesus not only provides you an extra spot to place your firearm, but also another place where you can conceal your spare magazine. This added feature can be really helpful when you're out of ammo or when your friend/ comrade needs one.
Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee
HAVING LARGE CALF SIZES? NO MORE WORRIES
Having large calves is a common thing among American people, we eat more and train more than people in the other parts of the world. Many holsters company ignore this and only make small and medium size holsters. Dinosaurized, otherwise, was founded by fat people, and makes holsters for fat people. With 100% Jesus, you can easily adjust your holster size no matter how big your calves are:
- Extra Straps: Folks with fat legs sometimes have troubles finding perfect ankle holsters on the market that fit their calves. With Dinosaurized's 100% Jesus ankle holster, this is no longer an issue. 100% Jesus holster has 2 straps that can helps extend the holster to any calf sizes, they can also help keep the holster stay well put even when you run jump or crawl.
Extra mag holster: As a back up holster, 100% Jesus not only provides you an extra spot to place your firearm, but also another place where you can conceal your spare magazine. This added feature can be really helpful when you're out of ammo or when your friend/ comrade needs one.
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COMMON QUESTION: CAN IT BE CONCEALED?
The answer is yes! 100% Jesus ankle holster can easily be concealed with zero printing, even when you move quickly. Other holsters with bad material and no strap can make it looks "concealable" when you stand, but when you run, or jump the holster will start to swing.
100% Jesus ankle holster has 2 straps that help your firearm stay in place. they're can also be used as extention straps that can extend itself in case you have large calves.
Quick draw: Feel free to laugh at me if I said an ankle holster is "easy-to-draw", but yes it is, in my humble opinion. As I mentioned, in real life situations if you heard some gun shots, especially from behind, even if you're well-armed, the first thing you'd have to do is to find somewhere to hide, lower your stance, or even lie down to at least know where the gunshot came from. And when you do that, it's much easier to draw your firearm from your ankle holster. It also looks much more natural to draw from it when you're seated in a car or in a restaurant.
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Perfect for Quick Draws While Seated
The 100% Jesus Ankle Holster is a game-changer for anyone who needs easy access to their firearm while sitting. Whether you're driving, working at a desk, or eating out, this holster keeps your gun secure and ready to draw without any fuss.
What makes it so great? For starters, it stays snug on your ankle, so you don't have to worry about it moving around or being hard to reach. Plus, drawing your weapon is straightforward and quick, unlike with waistband holsters that can be tricky to get to when you're seated.
In short, this holster is all about keeping you prepared, comfortably and discreetly, no matter where you are or what you're doing. If being able to draw your firearm fast while sitting down matters to you, the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster is the way to go.
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100% Jesus Multiple health benefits: Stay Organized, Accessible, and Ready for Anything
when it comes to efficiently packing the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster for your daily routine or travel needs, here are some tips to ensure everything stays organized and accessible:
- Compact & Secure: Start by adjusting the holster to its smallest configuration, ensuring that the extra straps are neatly tucked in. This not only saves space but also prevents any entanglement with other items in your bag.
- Protection & Accessibility: Place your holster in a dedicated compartment or pouch within your bag. If you're carrying a backup magazine, ensure it's securely positioned in the holster's extra mag slot. This keeps your gear protected and ensures you can easily access it without rummaging through your belongings.
- Quick Draw Prep: For those moments when accessibility is crucial, consider packing the holster near the top of your bag or in an outer pocket. This strategic placement allows for a swift and discreet retrieval of your holster and firearm, should the need arise.
- Moisture Control: If traveling to a humid destination or expecting to be active, slip a small packet of silica gel near the holster. This helps prevent moisture buildup, protecting both the holster and your firearm from potential damage.
- Regular Check-ins: Especially for long trips, periodically check your holster for any adjustments that might be needed, ensuring it remains secure and comfortable. This is also a good time to inspect for wear and tear, ensuring your holster remains in top condition.
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100% Jesus Multiple health benefits: Stay Organized, Accessible, and Ready for Anything
when it comes to efficiently packing the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster for your daily routine or travel needs, here are some tips to ensure everything stays organized and accessible:
- Compact & Secure: Start by adjusting the holster to its smallest configuration, ensuring that the extra straps are neatly tucked in. This not only saves space but also prevents any entanglement with other items in your bag.
- Protection & Accessibility: Place your holster in a dedicated compartment or pouch within your bag. If you're carrying a backup magazine, ensure it's securely positioned in the holster's extra mag slot. This keeps your gear protected and ensures you can easily access it without rummaging through your belongings.
- Quick Draw Prep: For those moments when accessibility is crucial, consider packing the holster near the top of your bag or in an outer pocket. This strategic placement allows for a swift and discreet retrieval of your holster and firearm, should the need arise.
- Moisture Control: If traveling to a humid destination or expecting to be active, slip a small packet of silica gel near the holster. This helps prevent moisture buildup, protecting both the holster and your firearm from potential damage.
- Regular Check-ins: Especially for long trips, periodically check your holster for any adjustments that might be needed, ensuring it remains secure and comfortable. This is also a good time to inspect for wear and tear, ensuring your holster remains in top condition.
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SMALL TIPS: BEST PLACE TO WEAR YOUR ANKLE HOLSTER
You can place it down low on the inside of your non-dominant ankle (For instance: If you're right handed, wear the holster on the inside of your left ankle). But when you sit down, it's likely to be exposed as your pants come up. There's a way to cover that and that's by wearing an extra sock and actually wearing it over the ankle holster. Or you can wear a higher shoes or boots, and wear the ankle holster on top of the shoes (boots).
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SMALL TIPS: BEST PLACE TO WEAR YOUR ANKLE HOLSTER
You can place it down low on the inside of your non-dominant ankle (For instance: If you're right handed, wear the holster on the inside of your left ankle). But when you sit down, it's likely to be exposed as your pants come up. There's a way to cover that and that's by wearing an extra sock and actually wearing it over the ankle holster. Or you can wear a higher shoes or boots, and wear the ankle holster on top of the shoes (boots).
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"SMOOTH RIDES & SEAMLESS DRAWS!" - Adam Forgaty, US VETERAN, FATHER OF 3, PATRIOT ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"After returning home from Iraq, I've learned the value of having dependable gear. The 100% Jesus Ankle Holster truly stands out for its thoughtful design and exceptional comfort. Its ambidextrous setup caters to everyone, and the extra straps for larger calves show an impressive commitment to inclusivity. The additional mag holster is a practical touch, ensuring I’m always prepared. Made from durable 600D nylon and designed to stay put, it’s comfortable for all-day wear and fits all gun sizes. Drawing from it, especially in critical situations, feels natural and quick. This isn't just a holster; it's a well-thought-out piece of equipment that has earned its place in my daily routine. Highly recommended for anyone looking for reliability and comfort in their concealed carry gear. "
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""UNBELIEVABLE HOLSTER!" - JENNA, , TEACHER, MOTHER OF 3⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"As a teacher who believes in the importance of personal safety, discovering the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster has been a game-changer. Its thoughtful design, catering to both left and right-handed users, makes it an adaptable piece of safety equipment. What truly sets it apart is its inclusivity with extra straps for those of us with larger calves, ensuring a comfortable and secure fit.
The addition of an extra magazine holster is a thoughtful detail, enhancing peace of mind by keeping an additional safety measure within reach. Crafted from high-quality 600D nylon, this holster stays in place all day, eliminating any discomfort or need for adjustment, which is crucial for someone who is always on the move.
The ability to fit any gun size is a major plus, offering flexibility and ensuring that this holster can accommodate a range of personal preferences. In moments where every second counts, being able to draw quickly and effortlessly from this ankle holster is reassuring.
To fellow educators and anyone who prioritizes safety and comfort in their concealed carry solution, I wholeheartedly recommend the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster. It blends seamlessly into daily life, providing a sense of security without compromising on comfort."
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"Veteran-Approved: The 100% Jesus Ankle Holster Wins Among Soldiers"
In a detailed analysis conducted by retired Army Sergeant John Miller in Fort Bragg, North Carolina, during the summer of 2023, 100% Jesus Ankle Holster emerged as the top gear choice among military personnel. Miller's investigation, drawing on his two decades of military service, focused on the holster's performance under the demanding conditions of military exercises and daily wear.
The study pinpointed the holster's exceptional durability to its construction from high-grade 600D nylon, ensuring it can withstand the rigors of both training and combat environments. Its design, accommodating both left and right-handed users with adjustable straps, was praised for its inclusivity, fitting soldiers of all sizes.
A key aspect of Miller's findings was the holster's discreet, low-profile nature, which guarantees soldiers can carry a secondary weapon without compromising their position or readiness. The comfort factor was also a significant highlight; designed for prolonged wear, the holster allows for seamless movement without distraction, a critical feature during extended missions.
The quick-draw capability of 100% Jesus Ankle Holster was spotlighted as a critical feature, enabling soldiers to swiftly arm themselves in response to sudden threats. This characteristic was deemed a potential lifesaver in high-stakes situations.
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Jake T.
""just wanted to drop my two cents about the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster. I’ve been using it daily for a couple of months now, and boy, it’s a game-changer! The comfort level is off the charts – I literally forget I’m wearing it most of the time. And the adjustable straps? Perfect for my not-so-skinny legs. ""
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Michel A.
" felt compelled to share my experience with the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster. As someone who prioritizes both protection and comfort, this holster has exceeded my expectations. The material feels great against the skin, no itching or irritation, and it fits all my different guns, which is a huge plus. I wear it all day, every day, and it’s like my second skin now. Also, the extra mag pouch? Genius! Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned carrier, I highly recommend giving this holster a try. It’s truly made for everyone!."
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Hey there! Brandon here, just wanted to share my thoughts on the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster. After trying out what feels like a dozen holsters, I’ve finally found THE ONE. What sets it apart? First, the durability – this thing is built like a tank but feels like a feather on your ankle. Second, the universal fit. It snugly secures my full-size just as well as my compact. And the quick draw feature has made me a believer in ankle carry. Plus, it’s big-calve friendly (a rare find!). For anyone looking for a reliable, comfortable, and versatile holster, look no further. This one’s a winner, hands down."
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Absolutely! The 100% Jesus Ankle Holster is designed to accommodate a wide range of gun sizes, from sub-compact models to full-size 1911s. Its versatile design ensures a secure fit for your specific firearm, providing confidence in its accessibility and retention.
Yes, comfort is a key feature of the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster. It's crafted from high-quality 600D nylon material with a 3-layer non-slip friction pad to ensure it stays in place without irritating your skin. The adjustable straps allow for a custom fit, making it ideal for extended wear, even during active movements.
Recognizing the need for a truly inclusive design, the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster includes two extra straps that can easily adjust to accommodate larger calf sizes. This feature ensures a snug, secure fit for every body type, enhancing the holster's stability and comfort.
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Kevin Johnson
"Fits good and snug holds all my pistols and very good for concealing or open carry" -Kerry Dudley, Austin, Texas
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Mike Thompson
"Just wanted to share my two cents on the 100% Jesus Ankle Holster. As someone who values discretion and comfort in equal measure, this holster ticks all the boxes. The fit is snug yet surprisingly comfortable, thanks to the adjustable straps and soft, non-irritating material. I've worn it during long hikes and while running errands around town, and it’s been fantastic. Drawing is smooth and quick, a testament to its well-thought-out design. For those on the lookout for a reliable, comfortable ankle holster, this one's a keeper."
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"As a daily concealed carry advocate, finding a holster that's both secure and comfortable has been a journey. This holster changed the game for me. Its durability is unmatched, standing up to daily wear without a hitch. The extra magazine pouch is a thoughtful addition, making me feel doubly prepared. It’s rare to find a holster that makes you forget you're wearing it, yet keeps your firearm so accessible. Highly recommend to anyone looking for top-tier concealed carry solutions."
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