Nobody throws out a pocket flashlight because it was not bright enough. They throw it out because the button quit.
We went in expecting to sort these by lumens. Then we read the reviews, and the pattern was the same on every brand, at every price, from eight dollars to thirty-five.
Of the most expensive light on this list, from an owner on his third one: "I love the product because it's small and convenient but the rubber buttons always fall apart after awhile. I tried to put it back in but it didn't work out cause it's missing the middle parts of the rubber button." Of the same light, another: "Unfortunately it stopped working the first day I had it. If you hold the button down, it stays lit." And a third: "The button doesn't pop back up, which is very inconvenient."
Of the cheapest light here, a man who left it on his nightstand: "After about 2 months just sitting on the nightstand ready for use if needed, one flashlight randomly turned-on in the middle of the night. Clearly a problem."
And the quiet version of the same failure, from an owner who did not even realise it was a fault: "I left it on in my pocket once is how it got this way. My advice is if you pick one up, don't leave it on in your pocket."
That is the whole category in three quotes. A pocket light lives pressed against your leg, in your pocket, all day. The switch is the part under pressure, and the switch is the part that goes.
Which changes the question completely. Stop asking which one is brightest. Ask what you are holding the morning the button stops working.
Because the rest you cannot fix either. You cannot add a magnet to a light that has none. You cannot un-complicate a five-mode click code at two in the morning. You cannot make a light run on the cable in your drawer if it was built for AA batteries.
So we compared five of the most popular mini flashlights on the four things you are stuck with. Only one passed all four.
First, what actually goes wrong.




